humor contest was just a joke, i posted what i thought was a pretty funny joke about alakazam’s “kemonomimi/furry” distinction on his backloggery page and he responded with a post on my page saying that I’m not funny. So I called you in as an impartial judge to determine if my joke was funny or not, and also jokingly challenged him to a “humor showdown at high noon”. There isn’t actually going to be a humor contest.
I think our senses of humor might have just diverged over the ~3 months where we were mad at each other and not talking. My sense of humor has always been a lot about situational stuff and making good-humored pokes at people about whatever. What Paradiso usually refers to as trolling, although it’s not trolling in the traditional sense of the word. Traditionally Alakazam has also shared that sense of humor but I haven’t really hung out with him enough yet post-settling our differences to know if that’s changed or not for him. I know he’s ditched irony stuff entirely but that’s still part of what I use in my humor as well.
Of course it’s also entirely possible that he just can’t handle people making fun of him which I guess has also been true for the decade plus I’ve known him. Who knows.
Anyway I hope you enjoy all these gay words I’m putting on your page.
but it’s private oh no D:
was just reminded that tumblr exists and looking back, this blog chronicles probably the best period in my life ever, so (aside from this post) I’m not going to mess with that
ps I still want some pizza
I’m not dead
if you’ve ever read this blog and want to talk about music I have a last.fm @ http://www.last.fm/user/omgsephy
and I’m on AIM @ omgsephy
and usually in the AIM chat room kingforaday
more albums are probably coming soon
I wish my life was interesting to actually justify writing blog entries. The only reason I’m even doing this one is because I want to comment on how little I use my blog.
Like, I seriously have nothing else to say. Christ.
Hell yeah another great day! Woke up and had a BIG ass bowl of Reese’s Puffs, which is always a great way to start, and watched college football. The first game on was Pitt vs. Cincinnati, which was a ridiculous game, with Cincy winning 45-44 because of a missed extra point by Pitt. Florida vs Alabama next, and you know how much I hate Tim Tebow, so I rooted against Florida just as hard as I root for Ohio State. AND ALABAMA FUCKING ROLLED ALL OVER FLORIDA. Nothing better than seeing Tim Tebow’s last SEC game (SO SAD ;_________;) end in a loss, and his college legacy tarnished even if it’s only slightly. Still gotta watch Nebraska vs. Texas tonight, which I have a rooting interest in Nebraska in, as I would just LOVE to see a non-BCS school (TCU) go to the championship game and win. Chances are it probably won’t happen, but damn would it rule.
Aside from that I had some bomb chili my dad made - it is, in fact, award-winning (1st place at the Tiffin Brownsbackers Chili Cook-Off), my lip’s swelling is going down (don’t even know how it happened in the first place), and I came across an acoustic version of Ice Cream Paint Job. This weekend really is the calm before the storm that is my exams on Monday and Tuesday, and I’m enjoying every minute of it.
Let me recap it for you!
I woke up this morning at noon exactly, no alarm set, or ANYTHING, which was the exact time the World Cup Draw was to happen. I turn the TV to ESPN and see they’re doing predraw coverage so I hop in the shower and freshen up, get out, and see USA put in the same group as England. You know, my DREAM SOCCER MATCH? That would have been enough to make today great but it got so much damn better. I checka checka checka my weight and it’s down to 266.6, SIX SIX SIX THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST, so it’s like hell yeah, time to rock my Iron Maiden shirt all day. I get online to check out what’s going on in the digital world and I see that my good friend 27/Sephiroth unbanned all members on OG which means I got to talk to craigfer today, which made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :3
Sephy then tells me to check out The Steinways, and I’m like alright, sounds like a cool band. I check out Missed The Boat and holy fucking shit it’s my dream band, good pop punk with comedic bits sprinkled in. I seriously don’t know how I had never checked these guys out before, I have a feeling they’re going to climb my last.fm charts quite rapidly. I basically chill on the internet all day til around 8 PM when I wander downstairs to make some food and I notice we got HOT WING SAUCE IN OUR FRIDGE AFTER JUST SAYING HOW BAD I WANTED HOT WINGS FUUUUUUUCK, look in the freezer, POPCORN CHICKEN HELL YES, needless to say I dined like a king (or archduke!)
A few hours later I decide to trek through late night drunk Tiffin and listen to some pop punk on my adventure, I end up seeing 5 police cars and about 30 drunk Tiffiners walking downtown. It’s telling of a city when you see more people downtown on a Friday night than you do downtown the rest of the week combined. Regardless I get to Circle K and get a coffee, and find out that the 24 oz. coffees are $1.39 again. Only having 95 cents on me, I’m just like …….welp, day ruined, but OH SHIT CASHIER PULLS SOME GOD DAMN CIRCLE K MAGIC and I end up only having to pay 95 cents! I leave the K and put on the Steinways and the first line is “Looks like i’m broke again tonight” - said “a fuckin men” out loud to that. I walk home and stop at St. Vincent DePaul to check the free box and see a picture frame with a dumb drawing of a rooster so I’m like okay, I could use a picture frame, maybe I can print out a catgirl and put it up :3, and when I get home I remove the rooster picture and there’s an officially licensed picture of G Unit. G UNIT.
Honestly, I don’t think life can get better than right now.
So here’s how my day’s gone down, simplified cause I don’t really wanna write a 10 page essay about a bunch of boring shit:
8:30 AM - WAKE UP WAKE UP ON A SATURDAY NIGHT ^____^ (or wednesday morning)
8:35 - 8:50 AM - Shower fuck yeah gotta stay FRESH
9:00 - 9:50 AM - Last Psych class of the year ;-; I got abnormal psych with Sass next semester though! =^_^= best professor ever, seriously
10:00 AM - 2:00 PM - Lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of Mario Kart Wii and organizing my wallpaper folders, doing so inbetween races, most specifically my neko folder
2:00 - 5:00 PM - I must have blacked out or something because I have no god damn idea
5:00 - 8:00 PM - Fucked around with my wallpaper folder some more, slowly posting pictures on 4chan /w/, watched a bit of the Cavs game
8:00 - 9:00 PM - Watched Ocho Cinco’s uStream where he talked about why men cheat (he is a real intellectual, believe you me), watched the Cavs on mute
9:00 - 9:30 PM - Watched more Cavs! Finally heard the term “stocking stuffer” in a commercial so I got pissed and turned the TV off, made a .rar of my neko folder, started uploading to Mediafire, then started going on a walk
9:30 - 10:30 PM - Adventure through Tiffin! Listened to some Screeching Weasel, Descendents, and Wingnut Dishwashers Union
10:30 - Now - Posted my neko .rar on nekomimichan for my niggaz there, surfing the internet, POSTING ON MY TUMBLER FUUUUUUUUU
Boring typical day for me but I got a lot of shit done, which figures considering yesterday I said I looked forward to doing nothing at all.
War Buckeyes in both basketball and football, war Circle K, war Level Up
OUT
So I stayed up 42 hours straight from Friday night to Sunday afternoon, and I’m disappointed I couldn’t stay up longer - I know I had another 10 hours in me, but with the Seahawks getting pounded by the Viqueens, drama on OG, and the fact that I was just incredibly bored, I decided to just pass out. As I do after staying up extended periods of time, I had an elaborate and extended dream that was extremely vivid and felt real, and the best part was that I actually didn’t wake up in the middle of sleep! I seriously think that’s maybe the 5th time or so total since middle school that that’s happened, and it’s always so refreshing to actually wake up after a good 10 hours of uninterrupted sleep. I always feel alert and ready to take on the world, but since it was 2 AM, there wasn’t much world to take on, so I ended up just sorting my 3 Gamecube memory cards and played Sonic Heroes (which is a hell of a lot better than Sonic Adventure, I might add, though it doesn’t touch SA2.)
Hopefully today I’m going to hang out with my good friend Ben, and will hit up Level Up (the new video game store here) so I can blow the $15 or so I have to my name right now on really bad Nintendo 64 games that I’ll play once and put away forever. I’d really like to find some last gen or current gen Sega games for an affordable price, since I’ve been reading and watching a ton about Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing, which looks like one of the coolest games of all time. I’d REALLY like to find Space Channel 5 on PS2, but I’m not pushing my luck - I guess it’s possible since I found Jet Set Radio Future in a pawn shop for $5, but it’s still unlikely. Realistically I’ll find a copy of Sonic Riders or something. I really wish Level Up had Dreamcast games because I would KILL to find a copy of Shenmue or Crazy Taxi (which I surprisingly still don’t own on Dreamcast.)
God I am such a Sega fanboy
I-O!
The Buckeyes, as we all knew would happen, destroyed Michigan today, 21-10, and won the Big 10 outright. Combine that with the fact that I listened to Dr. Worm all day and TWO YouTube Poops from favorite YTPers of mine came out today, and the fact that I crushed a Red Bull Sugarfree + a cappuccino with 8 caffeinated creamers that warn LIMIT 2 PER DAY, I have to say that
